Mini Me Sex Tape

Troyer In Sex Tape Scandal

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Verne Troyer, AKA the guy who played Mini Me in the Austin Powers film, has been caught up in a sex tape scandal! The man who helped turn Paris Hilton into a sex tape star is now hoping to do the same for the pint-sized funnyman. Footage from a sex video featuring Verne and a former girlfriend has appeared online after a third party got hold of the tape, which was shot in the apartment Troyer shared with his ex. Website TMZ.com, which has obtained an extract from the video, claims sex tape dealer Kevin Blatt, who brokered the deal for Hilton's One Night In Paris romp, is in negotiations to distribute the footage.
The sad thing is you know you are curious to see what his junk looks like, I think it is going to be the size of a coke can with a big, pink triangle head.
Who is the skank, gross enough to bang Mini Me (women will do anything to be famous)?TMZ just lists her as his "former live-in girlfriend."
SugarDVD has offered $100k to distribute the tape, and trust me as soon as it is available we will let you know.
Verne was set to leave The Surreal Life on the first day of production. Chyna Doll (Joanie Laurer) moved her belongings into his special made room, prompting him to call it quits. The housemates talked Joanie who is the tallest in the house, into leaving the mini room, and Verne reluctantly agreed to stay.

Verne: I hate to be picked up and handled like a child. I am a grown man, for God's sake, and men and women alike think that it is just the cutest thing, to tote me around. You would think that people would think before they start handling adults. Mr. T, William Shatner, Willy Toledo and Verne Troyer (coming soon) are asking, in a series of television commercials: 'What's Your Game?' The answer, 'foo',' is: World of Warcraft! Click on the links below to watch streaming versions of these World of Warcraft commercials in different languages (where available). These commercials will be airing in several European countries in the coming weeks. Below we offer you localized versions of our commercials as well as transcripts for you to understand those not localized into your language.

Verne

Verne J. Troyer, a.k.a. Mini-V, is best known for his role as "Mini-Me," Dr. Evil's smaller and more concentrated pure evil protégé, in the hit comedy (1999) and (2002). Although the thirty-year-old, 32-inch-tall actor has just recently become recognized as a "Big Man in the business," Verne has been working in show business as an actor and stuntman for several years. Troyer, born on January 1, 1969, in Sturgis, Michigan, had always dreamed growing up of getting into showbiz. Shortly after his high school graduation in 1987, Verne moved with some friends to Arlington, Texas, where, in 1993, he got his first break into showbiz as a stunt double for a 9-month-old baby on a film called (1994). Over the next few years, Verne made several film and television appearances, often portraying animals or small children. Verne Troyer (of Austin Powers 'Mini-me') is happy to tell us all about his mighty mage in this TV commercial for World of Warcraft. Check it out and discover exactly how BIG Verne’s mage really is.

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Verne Troyer

In the immoral words of Paris Hilton, "Euuuuuwwww!"

Seems that Paris Hilton's sex video broker, Kevin Blatt, is now hawking a Verne Troyer (yes, that would be Mini-Me, from "Austin Powers" ) sex tape of the actor with his girlfriend. Apparently, someone snatched it from their apartment and the tape may fetch as much as $1 mill.

The sad thing is you know you are curious to see what his junk looks like, I think it is going to be the size of a coke can with a big, pink triangle head.

Mini-Me is a character played by Verne Troyer in the second and third Austin Powers movies

Trivia

One of the smallest men in the world

Threw out the first ball at the San Diego Padre vs. Los Angeles Dodger game on June 30, 1999. It wasn't from the mound, of course.

Announced engagement to his yoga instructor/girlfriend, Genevieve Gallen, and plans to wed in November 2003. In August of 2003, Verne denied the earlier reports that he and girlfriend Genevieve Gallen were to be married. His reps said that he had never even asked her. They wed in January of 2004, but were in the process of a divorce as of fall 2006.

Verne has to do all of his own stunts because there isn't anyone small enough to fill in!
Verne loves college football. His favorite team is the Michigan Wolverines. He says his second favorite team is "whoever's playing Notre Dame."
Verne loves to play video games in his spare time.
Vern and his date were voted king and queen at their high school prom.

Comments
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Verne Troyer is the hardest working little person in Hollywood.